Wooing the ladies: Tip #1
Wear a black top hat and walk around with a cane. The ladies will be falling at your feet left and right and you wouldnt even be able to stop them if you wanted to.
Wooing the ladies: Tip #2
Use the pick up line “I heard your heart strings from across the room…”
Wooing the ladies: Tip #3
Tell them that you “want to make romance”. Use the night sky as an excuse.
Wooing the ladies: Tip #4
Give them the illusion that you want to marry them. Tell them that when they come you will make them your own.
Wooing the ladies: Tip #5
If steps #1-4 didn’t work, sing this song. Whether you are naked or not while you do it is up to you. Also, if you failed at steps #1-4 I cannot promise that #5 will work. Don’t blame me blame Michael Buble.
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4 Responses:
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:06 pm
you have WAY too much time on your hands.
find a party.
find a girl.
find a bottle of lube.
find SOMETHING other than singing. ‘cuz i swear if my screen was made of glass…
it woulda cracked.
December 5th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
oh dear lord in heaven help us…
some of that might work on me though lol
February 4th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
i wanna know what D$IR’s screen was made out of if it wasn’t made of glass…