(Yes, shut up, I know this is all very superficial)
You all know that guy.
The one who is always surrounded by the hot chicks. The one they let into their little fucking circle and share their inside jokes with. The one that wears nothing but Ambercrombie and pops his collar. The one who gets his nails done and brags about it. The one that is always peppy and thinks he is the “bell of the ball”. The one who looks like he was hit head on by the ugly train.
It’s the Popular Ugly Gay Guy.
Now, good looking gay guys are okay. Us guys understand why girls hang out with them; they’re gay and they look good. it just makes sense. Popular ugly gay guys on the other hand confuse the hell out of us.
Why?
Because.
These strange college specimens defy everything that we have grown up to know.
• Ugly people are losers.
• Ugly people should hide in dark corners with other ugly people.
• Ugly people are not the center of attention unless they are being kicked or something.
• Hot chicks do not like ugly people.
Those sneaky bastards. Why don’t the rules apply to them?
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8 Responses:
November 14th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
having a little bit of hostility towards a certain homosexual there? or is it that a particular female fancy of yours is not noticing you? Well i hope you luck on your hot girl endeavors.
November 14th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
There is this one dude at school that just bugs me. I’ve never talked to him or wanted to talk specifically to the girls he hangs out with though…he just bugs the hell out of me for some reason.
November 15th, 2006 at 2:25 am
The stereotypical popular gay guy who is friends with all the girls is usually hot, not ugly.
November 15th, 2006 at 3:26 am
Thats why this is titled “Weird College Types” and not “Stereotypical Types”.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:42 am
then why would you say “you know all that guy.”, if it’s so wierd, the majority of us wouldn’t know “that guy”
November 16th, 2006 at 1:47 am
There are usually one or two of those crafty bastards sneaking around…mark my words. Weird college types are everywhere, they just don’t get as much love. Another weird college type would be the stupid geek.
November 18th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Some say that women were put on this Earth to torture men.
This Popular Ugly Gay Guy is just an instrument of their torture.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Maybe the popular chicks can look past his looks and see his inner-junk.