Yeah…apparently I’m a dick. Who knew? If asked to describe myself I would tell you that I’m a nice guy with a touch of lime, kneaded, rolled, cut out into little christmas trees, and then baked at 410 ºF for 10 minutes or until light brown.
But no. I’m not a bunch of tasty cookies.
I am a dick.
Today Keon and I were shooting some hoops outside the dorms. You know, working on our game and playing some casual one on one. Well, this one chick walks by us coincidentally at the exact moment that Keon, aka the god of all that involves baskets and balls, air-balls a shot. For some strange reason she finds it necessary to comment.
“Wow, you should play basketball”.
Now this is where I come in. Nice little christmas cookie me.
“Wow, you’re an ass hole”.
This may not have been the best choice in words but hey…its what came out. Can you blame me?! I mean she was ragging on my friend right? Shes the bitch! Shes the dick!
…well five seconds after I said that I felt like an idiot. Maybe she was just trying to talk to us and the only ice breaker she could think of was to make fun of Keon. And what did I do? I called her an ass hole. Literally.
I tried to redeem myself before she was out of ear shot.
“Do you play basketball?”.
That wasn’t exactly the best choice of words either. Yeah it looks ok but you have to realize that she thought I was being hostile. So to her it sounded more like “Do YOU play basketball?” as if I was challenging her right to make fun of Keon. That maybe she sucked ass and should go die somewhere.
Whatever. I can’t be understood in all situations.
Oh right, Keon also blames me for “Cock Blocking” him. Its MY fault she walked away.
…obviously. She was being a bitch anyways.
Theres billions more where she came from.
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