I’ve figured it out. If I was rich all my problems would disappear.
Benefits:
• I could pay for college with no need to take out any loans (not that I can anyways).
• I could eat real food every day. I’m getting sick of squirrel meat.
• I could buy sweet things such as a Ferrari, a private spaceship, or Google.
• I would be expected to smoke cigars. Thats just manly.
• Two words. Midget army…[Keep Reading]
She taaaaakes my moneY! When I’m in neEeeEEEeEEed…
Sorry about the quality of the video…I needed to upload it fast so I compressed it…[Watch Video]
This is completely random and stupid, but it pissed me off.
The other day while walking to class this guy stopped me and started waving flyers in my face. This tends to happen sometimes…Last week it was Redbull and I guess this week its phone distributers…[Keep Reading]
It’s true. When you don’t post for a while–Blogular Constipation–you get to the point where you can’t take it any more and just burst: a phenomenon we in the blogging business call: Blogular Diarrhea. When you haven’t posted anything in a long time, you start to feel all the things you’ve been intending to post (but maybe were too lazy to do) building up and creating pressure at your fingertips. Your hands jump at the keyboard in an uncontrollable fit and jam down each and every unsuspecting key.
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First off I have Asthma. Yeah that’s right the breathing thing. If I run too much or breathe in dust then its like…BAM! I can’t breath. I’ve been to the emergency room more than seven times because of it.
Anyways, when I use my inhaler I start breathing normally. I owe my life to whoever invented the damn thing. Kudos to you Mr. Inhaler inventor. I love you.
So, my inhaler ran out a week ago and I just called in a refill a few days ago. I went to go pick it up today…[Keep Reading]
Welcome to BeerForBrains.com!
Hosted, Created, and Run by Keon Ramezani and myself (Matt Schlicht)
This is the first post so I’m going make it an introduction to the blog. Funny stories come soon…
We’re crazy. We’re motivated. We’re drunk. And I like to play cards.
We also think that we are better than you. Yes, you. We believe we are higher in the food chain. Sorry.
Anyways, that aside I swear we are not pricks…at least Keon isn’t. Personally I probably am. I’ve been known to call people stupid (see beginning of post). I still try to be nice though I promise.
BeerForBrains is our blog. We will write about our ideas, thoughts, and most importantly about college. Beer. Parties. Cards. Crazy people. Beer. Waking up with no clothes…[Keep Reading]