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I Need A Get Rich Quick Scheme

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
Humor, Random, Schemes | 12 Comments »

I’ve figured it out. If I was rich all my problems would disappear.

Benefits:
• I could pay for college with no need to take out any loans (not that I can anyways).
• I could eat real food every day. I’m getting sick of squirrel meat.
• I could buy sweet things such as a Ferrari, a private spaceship, or Google.
• I would be expected to smoke cigars. Thats just manly.
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Fast Food Order Numbers

Saturday, November 18th, 2006
Deep Thoughts, Schemes | 2 Comments »

This is really starting to bug me; I can’t figure it out. I’m good at math and I’m good with numbers, but I just can’t seem to figure out how the hell fast food restaurants number their orders. Yeah, so the numbers do go in order, but why don’t they start at 1? Sometimes they start at 100, sometimes they start at 200, and sometimes at 300. What the hell do these numbers at fast food restaurants mean!??

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