Beer for Brains

Breaking News!The Sun is setting! The Sun is doing that thing it always does again! I can’t believe it! 5:14 PM, like clock-work.

So it all started when I was taking Matt to get a drug test for a job at Albertsons –no, scratch that; it all started when the Big Bang happened and the Sun and Earth were created. Anyways, Matt and I were driving up Grand Avenue, heading up into the Cal Poly campus, minding our own business.

Conversation was slow.

Radio was a bit boring.

We were just anticipating shooting some hoops, getting some exercise then chowing down at Denny’s. But all that ambition died away at this amazing sight. Holy shit! A real news crew!!! [Keep Reading]

Yeah…apparently I’m a dick. Who knew? If asked to describe myself I would tell you that I’m a nice guy with a touch of lime, kneaded, rolled, cut out into little christmas trees, and then baked at 410 ºF for 10 minutes or until light brown.

But no. I’m not a bunch of tasty cookies.
I am a dick.

Today Keon and I were shooting some hoops outside the dorms. You know, working on our game and playing some casual one on one. Well, this one chick walks by us coincidentally at the exact moment that Keon, aka the god of all that involves baskets and balls, air-balls a shot. For some strange reason she finds it necessary to comment…[Keep Reading]

Friday January 19th.
Does that date sound or look special in any way? To me it looks exactly like last friday besides the numerical difference. Apparently however, it is the most specialistbestist day in the history of all fridays.
Why?
Because some mexican calling center code named “The Department Of The United States Congress of Finances” decided […]

First off…I flew back to California this past Sunday.
Oh yeah, that was fun.

First flight was supposed to depart at 3 PM, well…yeah. Those ass holes at the airport weren’t going to let that happen. So this Korean lady…

Actually. Let me backtrack really fast and talk about the previous night.

All of Saturday I was busy cleaning up my apartment to look all nice and shiny for my NaziLady/Landlord. She’s a bitch. Anyways, somehow there was a shit load of garbage. Seriously, I have no fucking clue where all of it came from…[Keep Reading]

Yeah, so I’m trying out a video post/message…[Watch Video]

A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal’s Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton’s 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do…[Keep Reading]

At the moment we are completely redesigning the site, so you can look forward to that.

We also have finals and such this week so don’t be expecting many postings if any m’kay?

If you write us angry emails I’ll punch you in the face.

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So its the morning of Tuesday the 5th and i’m taking a shower at 10-something AM for my 11AM class.

Well right as the frothy soap suds of my shampoo start to get nice and big on my head I hear this weird siren sound coming from the hallway.

At first I’m like.. ok, weird noises again… but it didn’t stop, and now i’m like.. oh shit. what the hell is that? The shampoo is still in my hair but I step out of the shower to see the fire alarm light in the bathroom flashing in my eyes telling me, “Haha you’re fucked now!”…[Keep Reading]

I was recently contacted by a BeerForBrains visitor through email.

They pointed me towards their own site.
Its a website dedicated to bums, hobos, and homeless people.

Apparently they go to different cities and talk to these people and then post about it on their site. I went to it. It was rather funny.

The one I read was about some guy that stared at oncoming traffic all day.
While constantly blinking…[Keep Reading]